Kimmy K has done it again, just when you thought you hadn’t heard much out of her in the past few days, she’s back all over the internet with a bang. In fact, more specifically, she is back all over the internet with a pair of bangers.
Kanye’s squeeze has just shared a picture of how she keeps her boobs propped in place when she goes out to paint the town red. I have not been blessed in the big breast department, which has its downsides but also has its upsides – mainly that when I opt not to wear a bra I only need a little bit of tape to keep my twins in prime position. However, after looking at Kimmie’s latest tweet, it is clear that this is not the same case for her.
As you can see Kim needs a little more than one measly strip of tape to keep her whoppers raised towards the heavens and her cleavage prominent. In fact, she needs a whole roll. Apparently her secret is not to use masking or packing tape, but Gaffer. Clearly it’s a military operation trying to contain those puppies.
Oh and I should mention that there is plenty more where this came from, more pictures are available on her app.
Although Kim appears to be having a titally awesome week, the same cannot be said for her hubby. Looking at social media one would assume that Yeezey has completely lost the plot.
In his latest bizarre tweetstrom he wants to start calling women “bruh” and Mark Zuckerberg to invest in him. Of course everyone online thinks the whole idea is utterly hilarious, including Edward Snowden. The whistleblower just destroyed Ye in one hilarious post and surely a feud is about to go down.
But look on the plus side Kanye, at least your wife has a cracking rack! Although I guess we now know where that $56 million went… the hardware store.