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For those of you who don’t know, Dark Justice are a group who pride themselves on catching paedophiles by pretending to be young children. They lure the sexual offenders to a location with the promise of sex, where they wait (along with the police) to apprehend the offender.The Daily Mail reports that 26-year-old, Robert Crombie, travelled 150 miles to have sex with a school girl in Newcastle, but when he arrived he was captured by the paedophile hunters.

Crombie had travelled, with condoms in his bag, all the way from Glasgow to Newcastle. When he arrived he was expecting to have sex with a 14-year-old who he had been chatting with online and sending explicit messages to. However the police were waiting to greet him.

Watch the moment he got arrested here:

Prosecutor Kevin Wardlaw told Newcastle Crown Caught:

“He was arrested as a result of the actions of voluntary group Dark Justice, who seek to expose grooming of young people on the internet, through social media, with profiles purporting to be teenage girls.”

Initially Crombie claimed that is must have been someone else who had sent pictures of an erect penis to the teenager, but he later admitted trying to groom the young girl.

Kieran O’Neill, the man defending Crombie, told the court that he was a vulnerable young man with learning difficulties. He had been living in a homeless shelter at the time of the incident.

Mr O’Neill said:

“He was a loner who had access to a computer.He had condoms with him, he was going to meet her. Whether or not he would have gone through with the offence, we will never know. He shows great remorse.”

O’Neill went on to ask the judge to suspend Crombies sentence so he could receive counselling and treatment. However, the judge said “I would be failing in my public duty if it was suspended.”

Crombie has now been put behind bars for a year and given a ten year Sexual Harm Prevention Order he must abide by.

Being a sex addict sounds like a pretty sweet deal right? Wrong. Being a sex addict is having any sexual activity that feels out of control. It could involve sex with a partner, but it may also mean activities such as viewing pornography, masturbation, visiting prostitutes, or using sex chat lines.

So for all you people thinking that this condition is funny or bullshit, think again. Being a sex addict comes from deep-seated emotional problems that are not something to be laughed at.

Here are 18 brave souls who have revealed what it’s really like to be sex addict.

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So there you go people, sex addiction is anything but sexy. These people have their lives dictated by sex and it’s definitely not something I’d wish upon anyone.

I’m not sure I can even bring myself to write these words… Words that will make men the world over shudder with despair. Here it is; according to science people who love wanking are doing themselves damage in the long run.

While all you men compose yourself and wipe away the tears, I’ll get into the science.

Published in Biological Psychology, scientists Dr. Stuart Brody and Tillman Kruger discovered that there’s a 400% higher concentration of chemicals like oxytocin and prolactin during sexual intercourse than with solo orgasms.

 

This pretty much means you’re getting less oxytocin pleasuring yourself. Why’s that important you ask? Oxytocin is linked with satisfaction, meaning that jerking off is inherently less fun. Less fun is never good, but that’s not where science stops booting us gents in the balls. Oh no.

The more you masturbate, the more dopamine your brain gets flooded with (minus all that happiness from the oxytocin). The more you do this, the more you can actually build up a tolerance or even addiction to it, which is surely a man’s worst nightmare. Take away a man’s ability to enjoy masturbating and what has he got left?

Dr. Michael A. Perelman advised VICE readers to switch things up: “The idea is to be able to be responsive to more than one kind of stimulation, so that you can enjoy a range of responses.”

 

He’s spot on. Variety is the spice of life, and without it we are just going through the motions. If there’s one task that should never be just ‘going through the motions’ it’s masturbating.

Despite the pitfalls, masturbation does release endorphins that contribute to stress relief, and even boost your immune system. But much like fatty deli meats and cake, it’s all about moderation. Keep things fresh and not too frequent, and you’ll be able to enjoy pleasuring yourself in peace… until you need those little tablets to rev the engine that is.