Starting a new job can be super nerve-racking, even if you are 150% qualified and prepared to do the work you were hired for. But what if you told one or two white lies during your interview? What if, upon arriving at your new place of work, you realize that maybe you aren’t exactly cut out for the job? Well, at that point, you might as well coast until you inevitably get fired. (Fake it ’til you make it?)
That’s exactly what these guys are up to.
2. “Alternative jazz is over there somewhere, I don’t know. I have faith that you’ll find it eventually.”
3. “I don’t know how any part of this brewery works but I bet I’m the cutest guide you’ve seen today.”
4. “I’m honestly not sure what you’re asking me about but why don’t you go ahead and try aisle five?”
5. “I’m just gonna hang out here until they stop using words like ‘synergy’…”
6. He doesn’t know much about network connectivity but he sure will ease the customers’ frustrations with cuteness.
8. “What reams? Oh, the reams from this box? Yeah, I threw those out because I needed this box…for naps.”
10. “I’d check you out but I’m still working on being able to see over the counter.”
11. “Yes, we are an accounting firm. Yes, I do work here. No, I can’t help you with your budget.”
12. “I know that this isn’t the right address, but I smelled meatloaf. You you want these flowers? $20 plus tip, please. Also meatloaf.”
13. “Shouldn’t have carbo-loaded quite so intensely the night before I start stunt work…”
15. “You mean…you didn’t want this doggie-level peephole in your fence? My bad.”
16. “I’d open the window and give you your burger, but it’s kinda chilly out there. I hate the cold! Also, I ate your burger.”
17. Listen…you guys can get as dressed up as you want, but it doesn’t mean you can sit in the break room all day.
Besides…this is a casual office. You’re making everyone feel weird.
18. You look good both ways, Todd, but if you debate tie or no tie any longer, you’re going to be an hour late for your first day.
23. “Get your own towel. I’ve got ten more minutes on this side before I can flip over again.”
(via BuzzFeed)
Yeah, none of these guys are gonna last any longer than a week or two…unless their bosses have soft spots for furry little critters, in which case they miiight be promoted to office therapy pet. Either way, I’m sure they’ll all make it big someday…somehow.
